There once was a spider that climbed up a tree

It fell to the ground in an acrobatic display,
Landed unorthodoxly, was morbidly injured and got eaten by a shrew.
Moral of the story, watch your footing when climbing on webbing.

Katie Test

Testing Calls

Bruce Willis in 2010 said he'd no longer act again, but you know what they say about old habits...

They need a thorough wash to remove the dust.

Marco

Half mint all hole

Here's one for the road

A Deer in the headlights.

What to do with the mound of metros?

Fort, castle or paper mache desk?

I have a dream

And the dream is that there is a pop up when I say that I have a dream.

All Jay-Z's problems have been undone by his brother,

 Ctrl-Z.

Jay Z has a new product out!

A Backscratcher!

So he's got 99 problems but an itch aint one

Yeezus

K

A postman died on his rounds after collapsing in the extreme heat.

Reports say he might have survived but the First Aider who found him unconscious, left a card saying 'Sorry you were out'.

This royal baby is so stubborn I think Prince Andrew might come out before it does

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

There once was a man named Grog

He owned a large furry dog,
Shaggy and Hairy
While up on the Fairy
He drunk til he fell on a log.

Something witty this way comes

Yea...

I got nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road

Because the road crossed it, yo.

Kayne West and Kim Kardashien had a child

No, that was the joke

First World Problem

You know when you have too many clothes when you keep some at your nan's house

What happened in the US Top 40 this week

Chris brown beat Rhianna again.

I can't do that

=Creepy voice=

Imma gonna let you finish

=/end creepy voice/=

Let's Test This

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